Monday, August 07, 2006

Malkin not coming

My inside sources in Moscow have told me that Evgeny Malkin will NOT be coming to North America to play for the penguins this fall. This despite what we were told last week. My sources who know Malkin personally have told me its not the transfer agreement, or any problems with money.
Malkin does not want to play with the Pens because he wants to be " The Star", and on Pittsburgh, as long as a certain # 87 is there, all others will be second best.
malkin has always the star of his teams, and would rather force a trade than to be the Pens second line center behind El-Sid.
He chose today to make this public as its Crosby's birthday, to further throw it into the Pens faces.
I'm hearing his new agent is trying to force the Pens into trading his rights to another Eastern conference team. Preferably the Rangers as Malkin's idol growing up was Jaromir Jagr, but he would probably be happy to play anywhere but Pittsburgh or D.C. where Ovechkin is the top banana.
Stay tuned as this develops

9 comments:

jmol2112 said...

Is this a made up story, or total BS? I haven't read that anywhere else!

dvs512 said...

Hey, fauxrumors... Any chance Pittsburgh will sign and trade the rights for Malkin to get gangbanged in the shower after games??

fauxrumors said...

A sign and trade is always a possibility.
As for the shower activity my well placed sources tell me that Kevin Weekes of the NY Rangers is your man!

dvs512 said...

My well respected source tell me he's weekes alright... except where it counts.

Thanks for confirming!!

fauxrumors said...

No problem. I am astonished that Weekes' little 'secret' has stayed that way this long. I mean 6 teams in 8 years should be reason enough to wonder!
I may be posting more on this in detail in the upcoming days

dvs512 said...

the 2 other blogs I was following are dying down now... So, it's good to know maybe we can bring this one to life... maybe it's time we start another rumor, along the lines of: datsyuk coming to montreal for Aebischer, plekanec and souray...

Anonymous said...

I too have heard that weekes does men and the rangers want to trade him because of it!

fauxrumors said...

I have recieved a ton of inquiries about the Weekes situation that I've alluded to just in passing recently.
I have therefore will be dedicating a blog just for this purpose called ihateweekes. http://ihateweekes.blogspot.com/
I will be making some startling news on this site within the next few days. Check and comment if you like often. Stay tuned!

crovechkin said...

ok i never said it was a sure thing hes goin to montreal i just said hed like to play with guys like kovalev and samsonov who he can share the spotlight with cause than there all russian they all played together.