No, the big Russian star isn't part of the Russian version of Cosa Nostre, but his seeming 180 on deciding to stay in Russia this year is a direct response to the folks with crooked noses and Cossack hats.
Apparently the mob there is heavily invested in the local hockey league. Malkin being the biggest star out side of the NHL, and technically under contract there, is their biggest draw.
If he were to opt out of his contract it was feared that it would cause an avalanche of similar situations of players simply leaving and the teams getting no compensation for the loss.
Our sources tell us that Malkin's agent was informed that Malkin could leave Russia and play in the NHL this year, but they couldn't be held responsible for the 'safety' if his family who remained in Russia. A thinly veiled threat of violence against his extended family if he chose to spurn his Russian team for the Penguins.
Malkin simply had no choice these sources tell Fauxrumors.
However, we here also remain stead fast in our original positioned malkins decision is more to get dealt away from the Penguins and the shadow of Crosby.
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I realize others have written/alluded to Malkin's underworld ties, but none have actually said they have talked directly with the mob bosses themselves, until now.
Fauxrumors has been granted an interview with the alleged head of the Russian mob. Their God father if you will. Semion Mogilevich was kind to agree to have a conference call with Fauxrumors later this afternoon. Stay tuned, or as they say in Russian: Настроенное пребывание
Wow! i can't wait to read about this. i loved the way malkin plays and want him on my team as soon as we can get him here.
My conference call with Semion Mogilevich is scheduled for 3:00 today. Russians aren't known for punctuality though.
The translation and dictation may take a bit to get through. I may shortly afterwards make a brief run down on the hilights. The details may take longer.
Stay tuned.
I have recieved a ton of inquiries about the Weekes situation that I've alluded to just in passing recently.
I have therefore will be dedicating a blog just for this purpose called ihateweekes. http://ihateweekes.blogspot.com/
I will be making some startling news on this site within the next few days. Check and comment if you like often. Stay tuned!
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You must be elephant man because you sound worse than him. Why are you making this stuff up.???
stop the ling you stupid lier
ha ha you shitter i told you sikora would be trades ass. you will never have a websire like me asshole everyone reads my information an you will never be as profesinel as me!!!!
Why post anonymously when you're clearly that Elephant turd guy? Afraid to be identified? LOL
you now nothing i have very important sources so stop asshole stealing my information becuse nobody believes you ashoole shithed. LIL
English not your first language? LOL
i don't need to tell you my identaty because i am linked into the nhl with seris contact and i now that the sikora trade went downd wayyyyy before nhl know about it and you know nothing but you asshole screwup!
go bakc to your mothers ass you know that's true
i will never tell you my souces kid you will never now asshole.
i can write english if i wnat but i am not trying because i can rite much better than you wish.
close your blog nobody wants to hear frum you. everyone reads what i rite and nobody takes you serius so take your blog off at once and stop writing on the site i warn you
Anonymous(elephant dick) said... i can write english if i wnat but i am not trying close your blog nobody wants to hear frum you
You're a regular Hemmingway the way you can turn a phrase. LOL My blog is here exactly because you are here! Its dedicated for assholes like you. Thanks for inspiring me to start it.
Glad you're enjoying it so much that you are on it more than anyone else.
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