Friday, July 11, 2008

Is Ray GAY?

Despite the countless stories about former Ottawa Senators goalie Ray Emery, there still remains a lot of questions about the 'lifestyle' issues that he has been facing. Some have speculated that Ray is in fact struggling with his sexuality. In simple terms, Ray has discovered he is gay. Sources have even told Fauxrumors that Ray Emery turned down several lucrative offers for potential starting positions in the NHL to sign in Russia so he could be closer to the more open minded European community where he could let his sexuality flow without repercussion.

There has been plenty of talk within the gay hockey community that we at fauxrumors are deeply involved in. Over the years there has been speculation about various NHL players being gay, but never have we been so close to having a true NHL player out of the closet and close to embracing the gay lifestyle we at fauxrumors love.

We should be clear here. We at fauxrumors have no evidence that Ray Emery is gay. In fact we are regulars in the gay club scene and have not at any time seen Ray or even found anyone who had first hand experience with him.

All we at fauxrumors know is if Ray is one of us it is time for him to step up and be GAY and PROUD of it, just like the fauxrumors crew. We would love to hear from Ray! We would love to get to know Ray A LOT better. Even the possibility of Ray Emery being gay brings visions of me on my knees in front of him frothing at the mouth awaiting him...MMM!

Stay tuned!

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