With just one day to go before free agency I thought it might be fun to look at the top 5 players around the league I would love to spend some 'quality time' with! While all are not free agents, it doesn't diminish the passionate desire I hold for them.
5. Kristian Huselius - sweet baby face who really knows how to dangle with his stick. Oh how I'd love him to dangle it for me!
4. Sid the Kid - while not a fan of him on the ice, who can resist that 70's porn stache. A bit of a wimp, but that will allow me to be the one in charge for once!
3. Todd Bertuzzi - hey even us gay guys like it rough sometimes! His reputation for giving it hard and rough from behind has my attention! MMM!
2. Dan and Henrik Sedin - some say they can't tell these hottie euros apart. I say who cares double the fun under the sheets! I'd love to explore every inch of their bodies and see how identical these two really are!
1. George Laraque - Big, Burly, and Black. Yes even us gay guys dream of gorgeous men like George. Though based on dressing room rumours I may have to do some serious throat exercises to enjoy every inch of this hockey hunk!
Well, there you have it. If by chance any of them are reading this and are interested in a secret rendevous I can be emailed at fauxrumors5@yahoo.com. And if anyone is interested in discreet random same sex encounters...email me at fauxrumors5@yahoo.com.
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