Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Leetch Back to Toronto?

1) With the bad news from Maple Leaf land concerning Pavel Kubina(Torn ACL) the inevitable rumors will commence of this or that player about to be traded to the Leafs
2) You can be sure all the pay sites/rumor-whores will be falling all over themselves with silly made up nonsense to satisfy their paying customers
3) We here at FAUXRUMORS who have NO paying customers, can tell you that as of this moment Brian Leetch has NOT had ANY discussions with the Maple Leafs or any other Canadian team.
4) We find it quite unlikely he will return to any city other than NY or a team in the East that is in a warmer climate(Mrs Leetch's request)

13 comments:

OverDaRainbow said...

FUKS, can you please explain the "power" Mrs. Leetch has over these negotiations... I have never heard of her influence anywhere other than here on FUKSRUMORS... Get those "sources" of yours out there and get me some specific information... But truthfully, is it Mrs. Leetch's insistance on a certain scenario, or is Brian simply not coveted by any team...

pinkocanuck said...

All the buzz i have been hearing is leetch to philly....of course t.o. is rumoured to be interested in everybody..hey if they wanna add an aging one dimensional defenseman, who well take at least a month to get in shape (what with him missing training camp an all), have at it. i think leetch is done..that or has one more year with the rangers.

pinkocanuck said...

Hey Faux..though I'd start you dy with a bang... guess what Eklund is up too:
"I'll tell you what, Madison Square Garden is an awe-inspiring arena. I am working on my two newest installment in my 29 part series, "An Anonymous Hockey Blogger Visits a Strange New City""

Figured that might make ya gnaw on your morninh coffee a bit.
cheers

pinkocanuck said...

sorry for the cruddy spelling...coffee hasn't worked its magic yet.

fauxrumors said...

1) Thanks Pinko. Amazing isn't it that not long after FAUXRUMORS announces our ambitious tour of 30 NHL Cities before 2007, that the rumor whore himself does much the same thing
2) Doesn't bother us in the least. Our long term goal is to show all the fools who pay this person(s) money what a fraud Eklund is.
3) This isn't the first time he's ripped us off. We take it as a compliment. ; )

fauxrumors said...

1) Thanks for your interest 'Rainbow. Yes, we believe that we're one of the only sources for that information about Mrs. Leetch
2) Not sure what additional specific information you might want. Our sources are close to the scene, but we're not in his bed room! LOL Yet. ; )

Dingwell said...

Ahh, I'm going to defend Eklund but i do recall last year he was travelling around doing his "Anonymous Blogger Visits".. As he did do an interview on FSN at a Nashville game with a mask on I do believe. And he did buffalo, Edmonton, Carolina and other Atlantic division teams..

pinkocanuck said...

eks as much as he is a putz has been around for along time, and i bet he has already been in every nhl city...whatever happened to the plans to expose him??? i am thinking he is larry brooks..maybe pierre maquire. anybody from philly out there..i think he dwells amongst you fellas. ya i am drunk my habs beat da pants off da flyers...life is good...burp.

fauxrumors said...

1) Oh, the story on him/them(Eklund) is still being compiled. It turned out to be a bit more complicated than we originally thought.
2) We have already commented on the threats we received with just our proclamation that we were writing such a piece.
3) We want to get it right, but rest assured it WILL be published for all to see for FREE, exclusively here at FAUXRUMORS

fauxrumors said...

BTW, your Habs looked dam good tonight

OverDaRainbow said...

fauxrumors said...
BTW, your Habs looked dam good tonight

Of course they are going to look better than last season - Both Ribeiro and Zednik are gone... Has anyone noticed that Richard Zednik is playing as though he is heavily drugged with Thorazine?

fauxrumors said...

1) How else would you expect Zednik to play? He's playing in the NHL's version of Siberia! LOL

pinkocanuck said...

i am happy with the 5 points...not convinced that the habs are an elite team yet, they have issues, and these will surface as the season progresses. as for zeds, i was kinda sad to see him go..and ya washington stinks,A.O. is there, things are looking up.