Monday, September 11, 2006

DiPietro WILL Sign!

Despite what the rumor-whore(Eklund) is reporting today, our legitimate, and informed sources tell FAUXRUMORS that negotiations with DiPietro and the Islanders are continuing nicely, thank you.
"There is absolutely no truth to the Biron trade rumor that was published earlier today", our source tells us. We can't see this going more than another day or 2 at the most.
As many might recall the Islanders have a policy to not negotiate with players once training camp starts, so this has led to wild speculation that DiPietro will either be traded or sit all together.
It would be a remarkable turn of events if that were to occur. As our source put it, " You can almost bet the ranch that Wang won't let this spiral out of control".
As always keep it here for the latest as this and the other stories unfold.

6 comments:

mapleleafsfan said...

fauxrumors your full of shit eklund is a way better blogger then what you are you suck donkey cock!!!!!!!!!!!!

OverDaRainbow said...

Any shots at Rainbow as a result of the "suck donkey cock" comment? Just wondering...

NorOnt said...

Well mapleleafsfan, the use of eklund's name and blogger in the same sentance surely depreciates any credibility that your comments have! Hell, he's worse than Strachan and Simmons. Go back to his sight and use the little smiley's and read and write dribble.

fauxrumors said...

It appears that the Rumor-whore(Eklund) has several of his minions posting here. They must be very red faced with 2 of faux rumors latest predictions coming true
1) The gane signing
2) the DiPitro siging.

Nice try guys!

OverDaRainbow said...

Hey Faux, good call on your posts... But, I am just curious, who exactly are DIPITRO and GANE? Check you spelling, buddy, we humble readers certainly don't want you losing credibility... Its a good thing Gary Roenicke doesn't play anymore - you'd NEVER get that one right on a consistent basis...

fauxrumors said...

Thanks Rainbow. We were in a fever rush to get that post out so our editor did a poor job. Naturally we were talking about Gagne and DiPietro